I can't be bothered but I know I have to do it some time. My computer has got so much rubbish on it, I have got a lot of deleting to do. But it is so beautiful outside, why do I want to sit indoors and the computer when I can be sunning myself?

You've got BIGGER problems then that if your sitting there and sending messages to yourself!

(Besides, your powder white legs can't handle the Sun!)



MINE EITHER!!

Joliet Jake wrote:


Who's been telling you about my legs? It's not just my legs that are white, my whole body is. I'm not really one for taking my top off in the Sun

Nobody had to tell us...

You're so white that the sun reflects off of you and bounces way over here, across the big pond. People were thinking that there was a full moon or something but in fact it was just your reflection beaming across the water..

It's starting to get pretty nice here too and I'll be forced to get some sun myself soon (watch for that glowing beam across the water back at ya') as I had better prepare for going on vacation or I'll outright FRY!:angry:

Besides, on the Home Page is a photo of you, and from here it looks pretty darn pale...

Right, I am going to cover myself in cooking oil and go and sit outside for a while. I'll probably resemble one of those pigs on a spit roast. Making myself feel hungry now

I don't know if you get or watch the show Seinfeld over there or not,(It's all reruns for years now but still quite popular and I myself am a huge fan) but in one episode:

Kramer (the doofus) covers himself in cooking oil and lays out on the roof, wearing only a pair of shorts and sunglasses. Needless to say, he falls asleep and literally frys himself, except for white eye sockets which is funny enough. Later in another scene, he gets spilled on with a few diffeent seasonings while in a commercial kitchen and then his friend "Newmann" who is a gluttonous pig of an eater (similar to me)who is with him at the time envisions a big turkey and starts to water at the mouth. You'd have to see it to actually get the humor but it's a great show!

Love that show i think i've seen every episode. I love the way Kramer just busts into jerry's apt and slides across the floor, My favorite character is Elane I love it when she shoves someone and says "get out" when shes surprized about something

I think I've seen them all too!

Remember "The summer of George"?

Remember when Kramer adopted a mile of Highway and overnight changed a three line road into a roomy two lanes?

Remember "The Bet"? Kramer comes flying into Jerry's apartment, slaps down his money and proclaims "I'm out!"

Remember the "Not that there's anything Wrong with that!" episode?

I LOVE that show.... George, Frank Costanza, NEWMANN! and probably my favorite Kramer!