OFL wrote:
Questions I can’t answer:
how about we try to answer some of the questions!
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
because he is the only one who have sharp knife among with the mokeys:laugh:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
because we want to transfer our telepatic power to the remote:woohoo:
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
it is a bank policy of "shame" campaign to show you that you do not deserve to bank your money:P
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
to keep their brain intact
once the airplane crash
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
proximity.... you can't count the stars and hold them while paint will stick to your hand if it is really wet:laugh:
What is the speed of darkness?
sorry, i lost the count because it is dark:woohoo:
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
the truth is the one saying that loves you very much... watching your smiling and talking face while sleeping... you are his/her baby:laugh:
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?
pass, no answer
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
no reading, the thermoter is frozen
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
no answer, pass
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
the same reason why people playing golf, hit the ball and then try to follow it anywhere except the hole
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
pass, no answer
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
to prove that it is really a toaster, otherwise, it will be just a heater
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
because nobody will dare put left over foods in the freezer.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
because you are afraid people may misinterpret what you are asking.... what would you think if a beautiful lady point to her bum while looking at you????
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
to lessen the intensity of desire.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
no answer
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
testical, testing the balls:laugh:
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
no answer
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on.......
i didnot sing though... have you heard me singing????
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
no answer
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
same logic why people in a hurry push both up and down button when going up or down, thinking that the car will go to their prefered direction.
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
because of this addicting world of oscar fishkeeping:laugh:
