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Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27873

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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline...



Got a call center..... it was in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.
I may not always be right, but I am always the boss
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Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27885

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fu**ing outstanding boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27886

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I saw the joke but took this seriously (I never fool around with suicidal content: I'm a Clinical Psychologist). So I edited my previous message.

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Last Edit: 3 years, 1 month ago by pepetj.

Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27888

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pepetj.........its a joke

Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27889

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Okay, this was supposed to be a little bit of light humor. I don't know about anywhere else in the world, but when you normally telephone a helpline in the UK, you are put through to a switchboard in India. Please let me say this isn't trying to make a joke about people being killed, or about people being depressed,there is no way I would do that. However, if this does offend anyone, I will remove the post.

I suppose you could class this as satirical humor, I'm not really sure.
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If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved
Last Edit: 3 years, 1 month ago by OFL.

Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27890

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its OUTSTANDING boss.......

Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27893

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No offense taken my dear Penn.

Got me off-guard I guess (still taking my first sips of morning coffee when I read it). LOL.

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Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27895

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LMAO!! That was great!
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Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27932

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LOL

Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27940

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I laughed out loud, very good
If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten!

Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #27954

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ha ha ha ha ........... that a good one too.
but i have a different version for that....


Philippines, for some reason, is a country of
overseas workers. in one recruiting agency, there
was job opening: and the only qualification required
is "must know how to drive a six wheeler truck"

when the recruiter show the terms and conditions to the
applicant:

1) one way ticket to destination
2) advance salary payment for one year of deployment
3) one insurance POLICY for a fixed amount equivalent
to another year salary.
4) immediate deployment to IRAQ or AFGHANISTAN

Re:Feeling Suicidal........ 3 years, 1 month ago #28002

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rotflmao.......
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