Do you have an Auzzie twin you don't know about???? There's a guy in my class who is exactly like you!!!! I couldn't believe it the first time I saw him. I thought you'd come down to give me a visit!!! But when he spoke he had an Auzzie accent.

Poor little bugger, if he looks like me, I don't think he's got a lot going for him

You'll have to get a photo of him with your camera phone, I'd like to see this

By the way, I'd love to come down and see you, you're just a little bit too far away