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Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent his wife Bev to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Bev saw a
beautiful Bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to
finish waiting on a customer.
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When Walt was finished, Bev asked 'How much for that faucet?'
Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'
'My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!' Bev exclaimed. Then
she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to
buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Walt yelled, 'Bev, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
Bev replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.
