When I was three or younger, I used to climb up on top of the couch in the living room, tip toe to get to the windowsills, then proceed do eat any dead flies or 'things' that may have died up there!!!! Eeeeew. I once, when about one, had bad dihoreah, which I then spread all over my little body, to my mums horror. I tipped a bowl of sloppy porridge over my head. I got into my mums makeup and proceeded to use all of her most expensive stuff where ever I could reach. I pulled the whole toilet roll off the roller and threw it all over the toilet and myself. I smeared a whole tin of Vegemite ALL over myself.
When I think of more later, I'll keep posting! I was a little horror!