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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

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willber replied the topic: Re:hey, design my tattoo

very good penn lol
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willber replied the topic: Re:hey, design my tattoo

iv got quite a few tats but not a fish if u got a good pic a good tattooist can design one for u i done one of mine up on paper and my tattooist done it on my back for me
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Noddy replied the topic: Re:hey, design my tattoo

I used to tell people I had a Bunny tat on my butt.
i'd show them my butt and they allways say:"There's no Bunny"
i'd tell them:"Then it must have crawled in his hole!"...lol
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willber replied the topic: Re:hey, design my tattoo

must try and remember that one noddy
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Win replied the topic: Re:hey, design my tattoo

lol @ penn and noddy. good laughs guys :D thanks :)
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Win replied the topic: Re:hey, design my tattoo

hey here is a very rough draft of a preliminary sketch my friend drew me.



lol... i dont have the heart to tell her its "ALL WRONG" LOL...
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Nickisue replied the topic: Re:hey, design my tattoo

She missed the mark on this one!
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Sinstinna replied the topic: Re:hey, design my tattoo

Try try and try again :) I'm not into tats but I hope you find one you like. That's a beautiful baby Willber :)

If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten!
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Win replied the topic: Re:hey, design my tattoo

okay i have prototype #2...

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