1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when
I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment
at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research
paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash
this thing I have-- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?
Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone
and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then
not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad
what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to
that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given
Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay
jewelry product.

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.

AMEN!!!

Nickisue wrote:


true dat

x2

i totally agree on this.

i could not imagine working inside a huge freezer with out light


i used to work in a fast food chain commissary warehouse having huge freezer.
we had to operate a fork lift and lift crane to move (in and out) frozen foods.

wait wait back up the bus.................... a crane?????? omg what were you guys housing whales? good god i have never seen a crane used inside a freezer but man i could only imagine you get a compass and map when you get in and flare gun is what comes to my mind when i read that.

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car
salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 100mph, enjoying
the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal to
the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 120mph, then 130 then 150mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on
earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the
side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of
the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.
Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you
go."

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years
ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her
back."

"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman .

LMAO!!! I love that one!

Here's one that made me smile!

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits.." says the man, "Where do you want the blinds?"

LOL

lol, good one nicki.

rumncoke0482 wrote:

nah... it is just a huge three storey high warehouse using lift crane to transfer
20 or 40 footer container of frozen goods. Just imagine a container shipping port
with high ceiling roof and a blast freezer to keep goods always frozen. that is how
it will look like.