Christ, I have just tuned into the new series of Ray Mears. He certainly hasn't been stranded in the wilderness lately, it looks like he's two stone heavier than the last time I saw him.
I may not always be right, but I am always the boss
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved
