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What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65359

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So, how do you qualify to be a redneck apart from always wearing a pair of dungarees?
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Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65360

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definition of a redneck = Win.
lol, j/k...
rednecks come in all shapes and sizes, kinda hard to pin down.

i guess you need a four wheel drive pick up
a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off at the shoulder, but maintain the tanline just above the elbow
what else?
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Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65362

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OFL wrote:
So, how do you qualify to be a redneck apart from always wearing a pair of dungarees?

redneck = kiss mark
normally that is what i used to see whenever a couple spent a good hang over


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i just googgled it and found this and i see Win used the term in one posting here:
Redneck is a disparaging term that refers to a person who is stereotypically Caucasian and of lower social-economic status in the United States and Canada, ...
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Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65372

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Penn, I refuse to answer this until I know why you are asking... LOL...
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Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65381

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a redneck drinks his liqour straight from the bottle.



a redneck can hit a dime from 20 yards with a bow while drunk.



a redneck does not believe in being subtle, thus the redneck probably outguns most.



and yes, the redneck DOES drive a piece of shit 4x4 pickup.



the redneck loves his gun, liquor, porn, cheetos, and his wife, in that order.





the redneck views most things that crawl, swim, fly, jump, and slither, as a food source.




and the redneck will "rep the south" till teh bitter end.



if i think of any more ill let you know.

Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65388

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Haha....that was awesome Win...if i'm ever in Texas i'm stoppin by to go shooting! I'll buy the booze!
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Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65391

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a redneck is usually very proud of being a redneck. they can be easily spotted by decal on their windshield that says redneck
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Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65406

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Thor84 wrote:
a redneck is usually very proud of being a redneck. they can be easily spotted by decal on their windshield that says redneck


or their tee shirt...

which may infact say redneck on the front or back or both.




and i just took that picture, and it just happened to be what i was wearing at the time here guys i swear i didtn put it on for the pic LOL

Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65427

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The hubby and I.



Very preggo me.



Here's my youngest a couple of years ago.



Ride first -



Then have a beer.



Redneck baby bathtub.



My cousin and his dad.



And then there's this tool who gives rednecks a bad image.



Does that give you a bit more insight into what it's like to be a redneck?
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Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65433

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Jenni wrote:
The hubby and I.



Very preggo me.



Here's my youngest a couple of years ago.



Ride first -



Then have a beer.



Redneck baby bathtub.



My cousin and his dad.



And then there's this tool who gives rednecks a bad image.



Does that give you a bit more insight into what it's like to be a redneck?


OH HELL YES! B*TCH U SHOULDA COME HOME!!!! (busch beer is like the staple diet of the redneck when whiskey, moonshine, and varmits are not available)

lol i swear yall look like the family next door to me lol... like in every damn way LOL good stuff! glad to see im not alone here in this world lol keep pokin around guys, more of us are sure to come out of the woodwork sooner or later ;D
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Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65450

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Win wrote:
OH HELL YES! B*TCH U SHOULDA COME HOME!!!! (busch beer is like the staple diet of the redneck when whiskey, moonshine, and varmits are not available)

lol i swear yall look like the family next door to me lol... like in every damn way LOL good stuff! glad to see im not alone here in this world lol keep pokin around guys, more of us are sure to come out of the woodwork sooner or later ;D


LMFAO!!!

Well thanks for the welcome Win. And hell no you're not alone! I'm a country-ass redneck girl and not afraid to admit it.

Busch is the staple beer here in Oregon as well. You go to a kegger, a looper, or even just over to your friend's house you're offered a Busch. There are still a couple of cold Busch bottles in the fridge from this weekend that I'm thinking of swillin right now.

You actually remind me a of a couple of our friends too. We all wear camo, Carhart, Romeo's, and hickory shirts here. As well as the standard redneck gear - rebel shirts, redneck logos, Mossy Oak anything. In fact, I'm sportin my camo Cabela's hat right now as well as my Romies an OSU hoody and a faded pair of Levi's. LOL
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Re:What is your definition of a redneck? 2 years, 5 months ago #65472

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and i am thinking what would i look like if i do my hair like this:
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