Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Damn, man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'

"I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, 'Do what ever you want.'

"So, here I am."

Brooksie

lol but hes got to go home at some point

Now here's a guy i understand!

btw Brooksie, we got the "Just an Idea"-thread, especially for jokes and other funny nonsense.
Feel free to help us to keep that thread going!

LMFAO... That is exactly why I do the tying!!!

Nickisue wrote:


HAHAHAHAHA...... me too !!!

Noddy... I had no idea about that. Sorry to be in the wrong area but at least I made you laugh!

You're welcome to post a new thread anytime!
Sure you made me laugh, and to be honest i like the advice part of OFL, but I just LOVE the funny moments on this site.
Having a good laugh every day keeps you healthy.

LOL nice

how nice the woman is..... i love to find one like her

PAUL wrote:


Sorry Paul, first I'm taken and second I think we live toooo far apart to make it work!

no problem... being taken would is valid, but far away is easy to remedy.
i just love the idea of rope and hand cuffs and can do whatever i want...
that is where the distance is not a problem...

PAUL wrote:

PAUL wrote:


lol this is how paul likes them!