You would not believe what I did today? I only drove into the back of a Mercedes. Anyway, I got out of the vehicle and to my surprise, and extremely small man got out of the Mercedes, he couldn't have been much more than 3 1/2 feet high. He came to the back of the vehicle and told me "he wasn't happy" I replied, "which one are you then?"

Aaaahahahahahahaha!! I only just got it. I looked at it, thought about it, sat here for ages. Finnaly got up to blow dry my hair and hahahahaha...oh dear!!
Did you really hit a merc or was this supposed to be in the joke??

hahah good one penn.
lol

Like it penn lol

Its old but still funny, bit like this one


2 monkeys in a bath, one says 'ooo ooo oooo aaa aaaar aaarrr'


The others says 'if its too hot, put more cold in'

Two flies on the wall, which one drug addict?

The one that heads for the crack on the ceiling