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Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97817

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A professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than 2" when erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.
Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from there cars!
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Re: Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97823

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I dont own a car. I do motorbikes but ill be wearing an England top with pride for the next month
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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97831

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2 inches or less? That would suck!!!
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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97834

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Hah hah hah! Okay, I guess I'll cross British guys off my list of dudes I'd like to do! Don't want to run the risk of running into the under 2 inch crowd!
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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97836

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Hah hah hah! Okay, I guess I'll cross British guys off my list of dudes I'd like to do! Don't want to run the risk of running into the under 2 inch crowd!

not only that, if you happen to run over a 2" man, there is a danger
of having broken pelvic bone????? wondering how can it happen???
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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97838

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Just in case you think I am joking
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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97842

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^^^^^^^^Thats the way forward haha
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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97846

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Lol The English flag!
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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97853

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Just in case you think I am joking


is that your car Penn????
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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97914

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PAUL wrote:
OFL wrote:
Just in case you think I am joking


is that your car Penn????


No, my flag is five times bigger than that
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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97920

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Nice setup Penn.

I will just put a big USA flag on my car... and that should settle that.

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Re:Government Penis Survey in the UK 1 year, 12 months ago #97936

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usa got no chance in world cup haha fly all the flags ya want...=P
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