Yeah, maybe i should have made something up, but I'm not that sharp at the moment.
Most africans hate the Dutch language for we have a "G " that sounds like your flushing a toilet.
They just can't pronounce it.
When an african friend of mine came over she lived in Wageningen.
Every time she went with the bus, the chauffer wouldt ask where she was going, and she replied: Wachgeningengen.
The bus driver would ask again: Now where are you going?
And she'd have to repeat it again.
Later she said: And he does that everytime when i travel by bus!