An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £1O
pound note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and another and another, etc.....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how
moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
(Wait for it) .........
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

gday,
how ya going just a few questions i just bought a albino long finned tiger oscar, its only about an inch and a half and i have it in a 4ft tank prob about 160 litres? do u think it will be big enough for the one fish?

This is the joke forum. Could you enter this question again in the "Oscar Forum"

Once you've done that, I will delete this post

Thanks